Liam Hemsworth, the fucking serial killer.
"I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face." - actual goddess Scarlett Johansson
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t
Today in biology my teacher talked about how gay people don’t choose to be gay, and he explained in in depth. At the end of his lecture everyone applauded except some kid said “I still hate fags” and my teacher said “and everyone still hates you” the kid sat down and never said another word
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
IN THE SPN FAMILY, OSRIC CHAU IS THE FAMILY PET.
It’s because he’s the only guy with a human size
i just realized that me and him are the same height. i’m 15. oh god.